July 7

July 7 is the one and only that the BAD BITCH PARTY is held 😌😤 ONLY BAD BITCHES ALLOWED! AND GUESS WHAT? THAT STUPID DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU THINK ABOUT EVERYDAY BEFORE FALLING ASLEEP CAUSE HE BROKE YOUR HEART? FUCK HIM! 😎

random person: what’s your bday?
me: july 7
random person: oh so ur a bad b🤩😌

by bad bitch 🤩 November 2, 2019

July 1

The day a bad bitch was born

Person 1: That’s one bad bitch
Person 2: Well yeah, they were born on July 1st
*end scene*

by diymomjeans October 15, 2019

Julius Caesar'd

When a popular/powerful individual (often a politician) is betrayed and stabbed to death by a group of colleagues.

After proposing budget cuts to the local branch, Mayor Dick Johnson was Julius Caesar'd by a group of enraged knitting-needle-wielding librarians.

by Scavokretlaw January 4, 2012

July 8th

National kiss your friend’s forehead day

You: hey! What’s today’s date?
Your friend: It’s July 8th! Happy national kiss your friend’s forehead day!
You: Cool! *smooch*

by watersignenthusiast October 15, 2019

July 13

A FUCKING BOMB ASS BITCHES BIRTHDAY. U ain’t finding better. Fuck tall hoes.

July 13 is katey k’s birthday, she says go fuck yourself.

by #kateykbitches October 17, 2019

romeo and juliet

A tragedy written by William Shakespeare about 400 years ago.

Basically it's about two people who are in "forbidden love" because their parents hate each other, but they get married about 12 hours after they first met.
Yeah, then they get killed about four days later.
A lot of other people die, too.

It's pretty relevant to our time period, since it still happens between couples all over the place.

Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: Is the law of our side if I say ay?
Gregory: No. ):

by geo May 13, 2005

Julian Casablancas

Extremely sexy man with a sick-arse gorgeous voice. Look at his dress sense. Now look at yours. Brilliant.

He will rock your fucking balls off.

by Jay December 17, 2003