Jordan

(n.) 1. a quality attributed to jews who happen to be particularly attractive and smart
2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing

Pat: I must say, that jewish boy certainly has semitic-good looks. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I would swear he was Jordan.

Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan.
Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.

by judas iscariot July 21, 2008

jordan

this is a word that is derived from the latin roots jor whitch means man, and dan which means lady. thus when the two are used together u get man-lady

look at that chick... she is such a jordan

by kjdfsjgndsfjlkbgn May 9, 2007

Jordan

Hottie! But kinda an idiot! White guy that can pull of being a nigger or even a cowboy ! Pretty good singer ! nice guy ! Has a rough mustache :/ (one I would like to wax off!) Haha likes to party! Has a nice car , saves me and my friend when we're stranded in the city and takes us home! Cutest little sister! :P plays hockey! And has some really annoying habits! But all over pretty nice guy! Haha

Jordan's a fag! :)

by team ramrod •Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡• July 12, 2011

Jordan

often assosiated with young New Zealander boys. They often have koala like features and are very self conciouse of their ears. They have very long fingers, yet have a 'Pinner'.

omg look at that guy
his ears are so jordan.

omg that guy having sex with that sheep, must be a jordan.

omg this guy i am riding has such a small penis, he must be a jordan

by patsy678d February 6, 2008

Jordan

A cum guzzling gay guy who likes a lot of men and is never gonna get anything though

dude did you see that guy? he was such a Jordan with his rainbow shirt.

by KKKfolife December 9, 2010

jordan

adj. To prolong something longer than is strictly necessary. Derived from author Robert Jordan and his Jordanesque series of books, The Wheel of Time.

She was on the phone a Jordanesque amount of time , He Jordanized that book report.

by Michael MJ Wilson October 29, 2007

Jordan

A young English boy who has an unhealthy obsession with anime and all things Japanese-related. He also has the tendency to ramble on about useless things that no one cares about. He also has an obsession with discussing his school work.

"Omg did u see the new episode of pokemon its awesome!! OMG and in school today we had such a hard test!!"

"Dude you're SUCH a Jordan."

by ModeSofa June 14, 2009