Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest and funniest guy you ever meet. He is very charming with his words. If you ever meet a guy named Jordan, don't skip the chance to meet him in person or hook up with him, for as you would be the most luckiest girl to have him. Also, slide in his DMs because it is good luck if you do so. Jordan is also a weeb.

"Are you Mithzykun?" -2
"Yes, Are u Jordan?"-1
"No!!! Just kidding" -2 XD

by Ghost Weeboo August 2, 2017

Jordan

A Extremely stylish individual

Did you see Jordan the other day, total fashion mogul

by assasin May 5, 2018

Jordan

a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl

"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."

by thebezelowner June 1, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a charming athletic guy. That will end your life in football faster than your relationship. Jordan is smart, charming, and the best friend you could ask for. He is a savage that get girls on the daily. Although he has girls loving him he goes after the one he loves the most . So you can’t get excited over him.

Yo you see Jordan ? Yea he has the cutest girl after him.

by 2 times March 17, 2018

Jordan

A gay toilet person

Are you really a Jordan

by Sunflare7 July 23, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a young loving man with a humongous horse dick!

Jordan is hot and sexy!

by KrypWalkJ39234 April 19, 2020

Jordan

Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.

Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."

by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018