Jebus

The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.

"Help! Save me, Jebus!"

by The S April 12, 2005

no joust

no fighting or arguing.

im a stud, no joust.

by beef youngberg March 19, 2008

wang joust

Penis "jousting", for two males to sword fight with their dicks.

wang: penis
joust: to fight with a sword-like object, swinging it in the air

Those two guys are so gay, they're over there getting ready to wang joust with eachother.

by mary_jane_420 December 10, 2010

Steve Jobs

The creator of apple and someone who changed the world immensely

Steve jobs changed the world

by Bob Michael June 12, 2017

Dirty Jobs

A show on the Discovery Channel, hosted by Mike Rowe, that shows the ins and outs of dirty and tedious jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Each week Rowe does the job on location with a team of experts, and often utilizes sarcasm and humor to cover his frustration and disgust. And you can tell when Rowe hates what he's doing. One of the most disgusting jobs he did was being a sewer cleaner, making molds from sharks and artificially enseminating horses.

Dirty Jobs is disgusting, but very entertaining, and shows me the jobs to actually avoid in this life.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2009

Jibus

A far less offensive term to use than Jesus Christ.

"Jibus! Would you look at that wreck?!"

by Cardamine March 4, 2006

Steve Jobs

When you put an iPhone on vibrate, place it between a girl's legs, and call it until she cums.

Susan won't do anal, but she loves Steve Jobs.

by Laurenmtsk September 13, 2013