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Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion
Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021
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Yo Jesus is the homie he is the reason I get to be rich and happy in my crib of heaven
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One of the most easily known for pictures of him being inaccurate, because he doesn’t look like the people that live in Jerusalem.
by Wut Iz Dis January 15, 2019
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The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.
Let’s hangout with Jesus more, I heard he’s wild at party’s.
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Jesus being the nice guy we all knew him as was acctually just a man with a shit KD. like literally he died twice and dint kill shit
nobody has a worse KD than jesus
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FUCK!!! jesus is shit mang
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Jesus is a smart boy that everyone thinks is going to fail in life. He alwas thinks less of himself when he should not. Everyone well be lucky to have as a friend. If he make a mistake he try to fix it no matter how big the mistake was. When he’s mad he likes to spend time alone to take off his steam . He also is a nerd that has a huge creativetity but for some reason he always looks sad when he really he’s feeling no emotion. Jesus is a weird and complex kid to understand. But when you get to know him he’s one of the kindest guys you’ll ever know
Kid:hey isn’t that Jesus

Kid2:yeah that is
Kid: I wonder why no one understands hin
by Higowareyou December 08, 2018
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