japanese redlight 

the act of getting out of your car at a red light at busy intersection and running clockwise around your car and when the light turns green stab your self with a samurai sword

yesterday jim pulled a japanese redlight and commited suiside

japanese redlight by harrison maddox September 9, 2006

Japanese Tsunami Relief

A sex position involving chopsticks, a pitcher of water, a lemon wedge and three pistachios.
While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles.
After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her.
It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."

Logan: bro what's up with your chick's eye.
Jalen: well i gave her a little japanese tsunami relief last night.
Logan: that's nice brah did she eat the pistachios?
Jalen: you know it

Japanese Tsunami Relief by kyle Zeterberg April 11, 2011

japanese seesaw

it is where a person inserts their index finger in either the vagina or anus; depending on the way they are laying. their little finger is then inserted into the opposite hole which has not been filled. the motion of a seesaw is then made, thus the name the japanese seesaw.
its in multiple porno movies by the production 'the complete works of hench', and creates an overpowering orgasm that makes the reciever want more, but an acking arm for the one giving.

the japanese seesaw made me cum over and over and over and over, i dont know how i lived without it.

japanese seesaw by mafumif January 23, 2008

japanese sack punching 

a game in japan where the man bends over, lets his ball sack dangle and girls take turns punching it over and over again like a punching bag, first one to pass out losses

man did you catch that episode of japanese sack punching lastnight, i cant believe anyone is dumb enough to do that

japanese sack punching by urbanman199876 November 4, 2011

Japanese Carrot Banging 

When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".

"Shaq got caught doing the Japanese Carrot Bang in Chicago again."
(Japanese Carrot Banging)

Japanese Carrot Banging by Gebhart25 May 23, 2014

Japanese puppet state 

A Japanese puppet state is a vascular and attractive Japanese man, who will take care of you when you are down, and, when necessary, invade islands with you.

Get you a Japanese puppet state, treat yourself.

Landon: Man I want to be a Japanese puppet state so badly
Yaseen: I want you to be my Japanese puppet state.

Japanese puppet state by YazzleDazzle June 6, 2018

japanese penis 

Approximately 2 inches long when erect, the short length and lack of girth is due to terror from godzilla attacks

Somewhere along the evolutionary line, the japanese got the shaft (or lost the shaft, i should say); the day Godzilla decided to attack tokyo. They say the japanese penis shrunk 3 sizes that day...

japanese penis by Big Black December 9, 2008