Japanese Burger King

A sexual act that involves a Japanese Flag, a Tupperware container, and a crown made out of Tamagotchis

Logan: Me and my partner are thinking of spicing up our sex life- any ideas?
Ray: Oh! Trying taking them to Japanese Burger King.

by sakaking May 4, 2022

japanese pig shit

An acrostic used in the UK for the cheap and nasty JPS Cigarettes (straights/civvies/tailormades etc.).

"You got a straight?"
"Yeah, only japanese pig shit though."
"Screw that, they're grim, I'll have a rollie."

by LittleAcoustic February 9, 2014

making a Japanese flag

A much classier way of saying "on the rag", making a Japanese flag is the process of taking a white sanitary napkin and putting a big red blot in the middle of it.

Jacob: Dude, what crawled up Linda's ass today?

Robert: She's making a Japanese flag.

Jacob: Ohhhhhhhhhhh....

by tunnelr@ September 28, 2009

Japanese Birthday Surprise

Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.

Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)

by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009

Japanese Red Light

Upon seeing a green light, the passengers of the car all dive from the moving vehicle - Thus a Japanese Redlight

"One, two, three -JAPANESE RED LIGHT"

"Fuck, I didn't jump out in time"

by ReMiJe November 9, 2009

Japanese Rice Bowl

A sexual term referring to the Japanese way of eating where there are two chopsticks are going into a single bowl.

Damn Bobby we did that girl so hard. I'm glad i got to Japanese rice bowl her with you.

by Kambosoup October 23, 2009

Japanese Dutch Oven

When someone shoves your head under the covers and lets out a huge fart after consuming large amounts of egg rolls.

If I let you stay the night you have to promise not to hit me with the japanese dutch oven

by Dutch oven queen June 24, 2010