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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Settle our differences

Let’s settle our differences and you can head to the disabled torrlet.
by J_Fingers October 10, 2020
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same piss different toilet

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”
by EmWare January 2, 2025
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Different Breed

Carat 1: “Did you see the new Going Seventeen episode? Jeonghan was winning all the games”

Carat 2: “Dude he's literally a different breed”
by hoedbr September 24, 2021
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differently social

The proper attribution or way to describe introverts. Introverts are not antisocial, they are simply differently social.
Shy folx are not antisocial. They do infact socialize and engage with people. Their approach to social engagement is different. Shy folk or introverts shouldn't be labeled antisocial; they should be referred to as differently social.
by Big Less 64 May 23, 2024
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Same book, but different chapters

A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.
1: "I love you."
2: "We're on the same book, but different chapters."
by uneaziness April 23, 2023
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