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captain insano eyes 

The exact moment where someone or something is so funny that you laugh your ass off enough to make your eyes swell up and you begin crying hysterically.

In the movie "The Waterboy" Adam Sandler attempts to become the new waterboy of his favorite wrestler, Captain Insano and when he reveals that he is in fact 31 years old Captain Insano and the TV presenter laugh hysterically and Bobby Boucher hangs up before they can answer.

Real Life Situation

DUDE 1: "Hey man, did you see Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy?"
DUDE 2: "Yeah man, I had mad captain insano eyes going."



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Insanity Later 

Used as an after thought for Serenity Now signifying that all the calmness will come to an end and result in an explosion revealing insanity of human mind.First used by Newman from Seinfeld
Newman to Kramer : Thats right its serenity now, cos its insanity later!
Insanity Later by Prats87 April 12, 2012

InsanityLivz 

A mystery of the evolutionary chain. A being that is in no way sane while at the same time lives a marvelous life knowing he is not entirely there in the head.

InsanityLivz:Living With Insanity which he defines as The process designating a being to be able to recognize the difference between sanity, insanity, and psychosis. The difference between Insane and psychotic is that people who are Insane know that they are such and can live with it. Phychotic and Sociopathic persons do not realize that they are ill.
Inside a diseased mind InsanityLivz forever.
InsanityLivz by Chr1s January 3, 2006

insanitize

To essentially wipe the mind of all sane thought (and likely replacing with insane thought, though not necessarily so), presumably from an encounter with something so incredibly insane as to have the power to do so.

This process is similar to sanitizing, but instead of removing dirt and/or germs, it removes rationale; thus, insanitize is an effective portmanteau of the words insane and sanitize.
"Don't pay attention to what he says, or he'll insanitize you with his stupidity."

{origin of phrase}
"So I was having a discussion with My Mother. The rest of the details are unimportant, logic and reason are the exclusive domain of the man." "Whut, what prompted this? Did I miss some epic fucktardation or something?" "Yes, yes you did. Be glad you didn't see it originally. This mirror alone will surely insanitize you."
insanitize by Nigrescence August 7, 2008

Insanwich 

1/2 pound of ground beef, sliced ham, cheddar, goudam, havarti, 6 strips of alder smoked bacon from a pig that was alive earlier that week, and prosciutto on chibatta.

Sandwich must be made and eaten while skydiving and fucking a vietnamese prostitute named Tu Nah Hung Lo.
Sifl: Hey Malic, what did you do yesterday?

Malic: I totally rocked the Insanwich.

Sifl: Holy shit! Was it the best sandwich you ever had?

Malic: Pretty much, except for the side of herpes...
Insanwich by Baconater275 May 6, 2010

Insanity 

Something that is crazy and or absurd
Examples:
Teletubbies

Will S.
Dora the Explorer
It took a large amount of insanity to pull the stunt off.
Insanity by Endling August 12, 2017

lootbox insanity

Lootbox insanity to crave for any type of overwatch skin, but especially a legendary skin, a person will go insane after getting one.

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:

1. Playing Overwatch so much that you pass out from exhaustion.

2. Breaking your chair because you lost one off a lootbox.
3. Spending up to $1,000 on Overwatch Lootboxes.
4. Raging after getting a duplicate.
The lil boi cried and backed up into a corner as the lootbox insanity tookover the rest of his body.
lootbox insanity by rustyokld March 4, 2017