The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention
Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!
KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?
KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?
by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019
On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
by txba397 April 12, 2018
A term used to describe a someone who uses post-it notes excessively to point out minor mistakes and make pointless comments.
Sofia really went overboard with the comments today, when have crowned her the title of site Post-it Bitch
by KPdefinitions April 02, 2019
when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.
by post dog March 04, 2021
Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020
a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.
by Noctone April 07, 2023
When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."
whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)
As mention on Keith and the Girl.
whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)
As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz February 20, 2011