hoop a beer

To stick / insert the rim of a full pot of beer in your anus and then do a hand stand or invert yourself so you can “drink” / “shelve” the beer

Bet ya he hoops a beer too
Do ya wanna hoop a beer?
His probably hooping a beer

by Take 5 February 20, 2025

da hoop

Noun: a dog with the name pepper who runs the household

Hes da hoop.

Ay! Da hoop wants a piece of your meatball.

by Da hoop's my boss October 19, 2013

hammett hoop

a single basketball goal in a field that has given many generations of kids a place to shoot hoops

Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.

by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025

krakatoa hooping

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bruh krakatoa hooping

by very epic mans November 20, 2021

shat my hoop

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

catch it in the hoop

To receive anal sex. Not gender specific, but most commonly used as an insult to a male.

That son of a bitch loves the cock and especially loves to catch it in the hoop.

Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.

by Barry Mafasinit December 10, 2011

Hoop

A person of ratchet or ghetto descent

Man you shoulda seen this hoop last night with her fubu sneakers

by BushDid9 April 22, 2022