mail man surprise

poop in the mail box. doesnt matter how you get it there just make sure it does, by the time your mailman comes around noon it will be a nice steamy surprise. just not your own mailbox..

when dooky is put in your neighbors mailbox and come the next morning when your mail man digs his hand in he gets the mail man surprise.

by A.W.J. July 8, 2009

E-mail Shaming

When fifteen thousand people are copied on an email alerting you, and them, of an error you made.

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.

by Turd ferguson September 23, 2016

you got mail

1) The phrase that AOL says whenever you get new mail in a very annoying and high-pitched voice.

Considering how many weight loss ads are seen on AOL, they should change the saying to "you got mass".

by bekinator August 28, 2005

snail mail facial

When you ejaculate into a container and mail it to the recipient who then pours it on their face.

Gave that bitch a snail mail facial last week.

by Hngrdngr October 13, 2014

p-mail address

Usually of the yahoo,hotmail or any other free e-mail address domain, made for having nude pictures sent without having to download them to your computer. The 'p' meaning picture.

Yeah baby just send 'em to my p-mail address then i'll send you my pics.

by allienj June 26, 2008

e-mail nazi

a person who manipulates e-mail threaders and controls what people say and read and what language they use like hitler and the nazi regime.

Sofia was being such an e-mail nazi on the hard candy threader.

by Patrick Wilson May 6, 2006

vatican fan mail

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.

Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017