Hypochondria

A common symptom of anxiety, hypochondria is an odd condition characterized by being excessively paranoid about your health. People with hypochondria (hypochondriacs) often freak out when they exhibit symptoms that even slightly mimic a deadly (or potentially deadly) disease in any form, leading to a generally reduced quality of life.

Hypochondria should not be confused with thanatophobia, the fear of death, although they often coexist.

Despite the negative consequences it has, people with hypochondria often live longer because they usually adopt very healthy lifestyles to avoid falling ill and are much quicker to seek medical attention when something seems off. Though it often turns out to be nothing when they do, the saying goes that even a broken block is right twice a day.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

hypocractomore

Someone who used to be against smoking then started smoking themselves

That guy is such a hypocractomore, he complained about me smoking but started smoking a week later.

by Pseudonym 19 January 27, 2025

Hypo

Short for hypocrite

You, sir, are a hypo!

by bcshabnamfan2002 February 10, 2026

Hypo-cunt-riacte

When a dumb bitch believes she knows something she doesn’t because she used to be in the profession of the issue described

Sheila says she knows how a pacemaker works cause she used to be a nurse; She’s a hypo-cunt-riacte

by MoodyMoony February 23, 2026

Hypocralypse

The realization of both Hypocrisy and the Apocalypse simultaneously.

Fundamentalists can usher in the apocalypse and bring back God by achieving a nuclear war. Hypocralypse complete.

by A boy named Pseu February 28, 2026

Hypoaysemia

When someone has not had the chance to hear Ayse(the Winnipeg princess) voice or get to video call her for a long time. People suffering from Hypoaysemia tend to suffer from hallucinations, itching and/or fatigue. Those suffering usually get better by hearing/seeing Ayse the Winnipeg princess

I have not gotten a chance to talk to Ayse lately, haven’t been well and the ER said I have hypoaysemia

by Singab March 15, 2025

Hypochristian

'A true Christian who has a relationship with God yet still speaks ill of others, judges others, and isn't Godly.' Talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk; if you will.

I saw James at the alter on Sunday and it made me happy yet I still was pondering why. As he's been acting like A Hypochristian again, saying the new couple who just joined the church are awful people and he's hated them since high school. He's always doing that type of stuff. Always being a Hypochristian.

by Ruff606 May 7, 2025