Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.

"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"

by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017

man hump

When two fully clothed (non) gay men kiss and frolick with one another in a public display of animalistic psuedo-affection.

Chris got so liquored last night he attacked that unsuspecting fellow in the soft hat and started man humping him on the ground.

by Bellinger November 13, 2006

hump seat

middle seat in the back of a car

Not bitch.. no way in hell i'm sitting in the hump seat again

by Dawn July 12, 2002

Hump and Dump

A chick that you want to have sex with, and that's about it. Some men will go to the extent of having the girl be their girlfriend. But after they have sex, the man leaves them for another woman to hump and dump.

Robby: I want to hump and dump this one chick.
Isaiah: She's a bitch.
Robby: Oh never mind.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

My Humps

A popular song by the hip-hop group 'The Black Eyed Peas'. The lyrics describe the curvaceous body of the group's lead singer, Fergie.

Say what you want about the song 'My Humps', but Fergie is DAMN fine in the video.

by SAOG November 15, 2005

love humps

originally created to describe fergi from black eyed peas. meaning a girl's boobies or her butt. the HUMPS that the guys LOVE!!!

girl got some great love humps

by Cyndee Rivera May 14, 2006

hump the shizzle

When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.

When Jimmy's Easter celebration was over, he totally humped the shizzle out of Peter Cottontail.

by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004