Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
by QuacksO December 3, 2018

by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023

Noun: to put skippys extra crunchy peanut butter all over your genitals and letting your dog lick it off to release sexual tension from your parents
Last night I pulled a Howard after the game
Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp
Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp
by DaddyDamien14 October 2, 2019

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024

by Megatroel January 11, 2020

by howardgreen1972 March 19, 2020
