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Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
by QuacksO December 3, 2018
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Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard
by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023
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howard

Noun: to put skippys extra crunchy peanut butter all over your genitals and letting your dog lick it off to release sexual tension from your parents
Last night I pulled a Howard after the game

Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp
by DaddyDamien14 October 2, 2019
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Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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by Wooooohoooooo April 18, 2025
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The Dwight Howard

When you slam dunk over your best friend’s girl and then plunge your cock into her mouth
Ayo bro, you know that tall ass chick, I did the Dwight Howard on her lol
by Megatroel January 11, 2020
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Howard Green

When you chunder into two wetherspoon's gin glass and end up getting your friends kicked out
chundered into a gin glass last night didn't I, absolute Howard Green
by howardgreen1972 March 19, 2020
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