Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.

No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.

by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

Brown Hose Kick

Getting fucked by a black man.

I got brown hose kicked in the ass last night.

by HotAlienTea December 7, 2019

Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025

cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025

hose made

misspelling of “hoes mad”

lala: “when you come across a car obsessed, quirky, bi, alt girl(she’s the most performative female you’ve ever met and just likes male attention”
comment section
laney: “wait. you??”
lala: “girl get out of my comments not knowing how to spell😂😂”
laney: “i can’t believe ur actually that slow that’s insane LMAO”
lala: “hose made”

by taco blanket with cheese August 10, 2025

hose

Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.

Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.

by ltotheando November 16, 2020