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Hoop

Ill stuff that stick right up your hoop!
by Thakemist June 17, 2021
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Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”
Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?
by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024
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highschool hoops

a anime-inspired basketball game on roblox, often joked about as being the least updated game on roblox. a large update has begun as of december 7th 2024 causing this game to shut down temporarily.

zoid is widely regarded as the best player on this game
highschool hoops is such a fun game, lets play it later!
by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024
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Hooping

The act of one using only their finger and thumb together in an O shape to pleasure oneself. Mainly used by people with micro weiners
nah i cant goon or jelq bro, I'm usually just hooping its the new method
by siphonx January 10, 2025
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sausage hooping

It was sausage hooping because I kept my socks on.
by x0mbiez July 6, 2025
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let’s hoop

let’s shoot it out or fight
New slang the yns are using
Let’s hoop Ian sayin no mo
by bigbodygle000 July 16, 2025
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Cunt hoop

The definition of a cunt hoop is a person that is a major cunt . Another word or definition is cunt whoop” meaning the same but with more emphasis!
You my friend is a cunt hoop .and or you my friend is a cunty whoop By meaning is a horrible person that maybe a deceitful person
by Shadow dancer July 28, 2025
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