Turf Hooper

A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.

Fuck all turf hoopers.

by sammy_3100 June 17, 2007

hoopty

A hoopty is beat-up, piece of shit car with a rusted-out body, a bad transmission, and an engine that only runs on sunny days!

Can I borrow $2? I gotta put gas in my hoopty!

by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003

Hoopty

A beat up nasty, trashy car.

Dayum look at that hoopty rollin down the street.

by MurderByRhyme03 September 14, 2005

hoops-cotter

hoops-cotter is any male with a penis over 3 feet long. Hoops-cotter's don't feel any sympathy towards women, as they just use them for sex objects.

A pimp would be considered a hoops-cotter. Most Celebrities couls be considered hoops-cotters

by scooterv May 6, 2010

Hoopley

A word used to describe any random situation not normally desribed by any other word

Joe:Im sorry but your son is gay.

Paul:HOOPLEY!!

by Mobius_Fondu August 1, 2010

hoopslam

(verb) to hoopslam is to perform the act of anal intercourse
(noun) the act of anal intercourse.

(verb)"Man, Cindy is so hot. I'm gonna hoopslam her."

"What are you guys doing in there? Hoopslammin?"

(noun)"I still have a bad hoopslam injury"

by T-Money Sexington January 14, 2011

Hoopwah

the answer to a stupid question or comment.

Hey man did u hear sum1 took ur girl??
HOOPWAH!!

by bluetail July 15, 2011