Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop
Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow
by Mojojo August 17, 2015
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Skin Hoop

Skin Hoop, someones cut off foreskin
The Doctor made a Skin Hoop after clipping my dick skin
by penisfucker9000 June 05, 2022
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Hula hoop tricks on it

Someone you find incredibly attractive/ Someone you would vigorously ride.
See that guy over there? Hula hoop tricks on it.
by Fruitloop999 July 15, 2024
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grizzly man hoop

An incredibly hairy male ass hole
Fuck me thats one grizzly man hoop
by GhostPooper98 October 21, 2020
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da hoop

Noun: a dog with the name pepper who runs the household
Hes da hoop.

Ay! Da hoop wants a piece of your meatball.
by Da hoop's my boss October 19, 2013
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hoop slut

A girl who only dates basketball players. She has probably dated the entire basketball team.
Have you seen Alex? She’s such a hoop slut.
by Daiseysbff November 08, 2017
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Bitch hoops

Female earrings that are large af and circular.
The lady with the bitch hoops looked fire af
by tindertiger February 02, 2019
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