Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t

“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”

by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020

Holler Scholar

Someone from rural WV who presumes to know more and better knowledge than an expert in a chosen field.

I ain't wearing no mask, its just like the flu, and there's a 99.96% recovery rate, said the Holler Scholar.

by Mountain Mama 20202 September 8, 2020

hookergraph

When you get a prostitute's autograph

After I had sex at the brothel I bought a t shirt and asked for a hookergraph

by D Flawless November 9, 2021

hooker release latch

A latch on the inside of the trunk that allows hookers to escape.

I got locked in the trunk so I had to use the hooker release latch to get out.

by Marcalypto July 31, 2022

Hookerboy

Someone (a male) that frequents hookers a lot, and generally doesn’t get laid without paying for sex.

Jasmine: Should I date Switcher?
Trestilo: No, he is a hookerboy, you won’t be a good fit.

by SwitcherEth September 24, 2023

Hookers and cocaine

Things you do when you won the lottery.

Interviewer : what would you do if you won the Powerball
Man: Hookers and cocaine

by Pushing Boulder September 25, 2023