Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.
Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.
by Mr.funster February 19, 2018
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Pulling-A-Hook

(Adjective) to be dishonest or a general jerk; originally derived from the character Captain Hook; to be two-faced
"He acted like he liked her, and then went out with that other girl! He is totally pulling-a-hook!"
by RemindYouOfAnyone May 22, 2009
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hook the flex

verb to show off a previously stated/known flex.
kabir: yo, did you hear about how vanaj managed to snort 650 gms of coke in one go?
rish: yeah, i heard him hook the flex over call
by awhorea March 01, 2021
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The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together
"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"
by Kram Mailliw June 11, 2017
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snuffle hook

A curved penis with an excessively long foreskin.
Captain Hook went hole-to-hole with his snuffle hook - sexy hooked prick!
by agoblin November 08, 2017
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Mung Hook

Firefighter tool similar in use to a New York Hook.
Guys, have you seen my Mung Hook... I set it down somewhere around here.
by KurMungeon December 06, 2022
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hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018
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