hayward horseshoe

When a male's member is so large that it can be bent downward and inserted into his own anus.

"You know what? Fuck you and your shitty East Bay friends. You all can sit around HAYWARD HORSESHOEING yourselves; I'll be in SF."

by malconsidine February 3, 2006

horses ass (horsespatut)

a person that consistently does foolish or stupid things. An irrational person that makes little or no sense. Obnoxious person

He was the biggest horsesass I have ever seen.

by Gary Gonzales September 1, 2005

honestgamer

Esteemed webmaster known for creating a brilliant site (HonestGamers.com) that collects the best video game reviews you can find online. He also has excellent fashion sense and is a great guy in general.

People say that sometimes he reviews games before he should, but those people haven't walked a mile in his shoes and really don't know what they're talking about.

by Herman the Pimp November 12, 2004

horseshoe

Losing one's hair in such a manner where upon the remaining hair resembles a horeshoe.

I just went to my high school reunion and JT had a FULL HORSESHOE!

by abrupt February 11, 2007

HOSES

Acronym for...
H.it
O.n
S.omeone
E.lse's
S.ister!

GOD CHRIS STOP BEING A PEDOPHILE! HOSES!

by MIONRENA October 24, 2008

Horseshoe

To violently get rid of an irritating person while not even having the interest to look back at the damage you’ve inflicted on them in the process

Bob: "My boss gave me the Horseshoe when he found out I was porking his mom"
Andy: "You dick! Maby you'll find another job"

by Bruce Barnard January 16, 2007

Horseshoe

The Horseshoe is when a man has a long enough penis that he fucks himself in the arse with his own penis. The penis forms a Horseshoe shape and thus how it got its name.

The word comes from Machinima Respawn's weekly show Season 1 Episode 65. Hutch claims that one of his old roomate use to have sex with himself by putting his penis between his legs and up his own arsehole.

Example:
Guy1: Man I heard that you horseshoed yourself one time
Guy2: Yeah, it felt terrible.

by Life_is_sleepin April 26, 2011