how many numbers am I holding up 

When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy

Dude how many numbers am I holding up

how many numbers am I holding up by Mick Wagerson September 6, 2016

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together 

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Holding the Puppies 

Holding the Puppies refers to Holding two giant boobies, with the weight crushing your hands, and you feel ém and is like get a load of those puppies.

"The Puppies needed a cuddle, ohhh look at them cuties, the look like thell plop out any second, better hold em for support, it's time to be Holding the Puppies"

Holding the Puppies by Dazzamon April 19, 2006

Purse Holder 

-a name to describe an unattractive girl
-girl tends to be over-weight and it watch is seen watching/ holding her friends purses in a club setting while her friends go out and pursue there own interests

Boy 1: Peggy is such a purse holder
Boy 2: I'd Have to be drunk to hit that shit.

Purse Holder by Michelle Mardox January 23, 2009

Cup Holding 

Sleeping with someone’s wife while they hold your cup.

Matt: Come hold this cup while I fuck your wife.

Cup holding

Cup Holding by Shan.babe November 30, 2019

pencil holder 

The phenomenon of the fat kid's pants sliding down his butt just enough when he bends over to show some butt crack. Can also apply to the plumber and the cable guy.

The Thatcher brothers saw an opportunity to point out little Dougy's pencil holder to the other kids. They all got a good laugh when little Dougy started to cry about it.

pencil holder by Boss March 3, 2004

holding back 

having and withholding

"what? you had that lingerie and you were holding back on it?"

holding back by holding back pro January 30, 2012