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This is the world's most amazing boyfriend. The last guy on earth that will actually walk a lady to her car and open the door for her. He opens doors and is polite to the women he loves. He can light up any room with the smile.
by grup23 November 25, 2020
Get the logan harter mug.Term used to describe a teenager who lives in Texas who, under a number of different scenarios is probably the most unintelligable person that can be met (in Texas). A Hartley can be anyone who brags about how Modern Warfare 2 just came out but then not even buy it seeing as how the individual doesn't have a gaming system to play said game on. It can also be someone who goes to a Catholic school and gets on the wrestling team but then quits on the first day of practice to go play tennis instead because the person deems it too difficult to participate in said wrestling. Another way to describe a "Hartley" is anyone who has a father that's a laywer that will try to sue you for something that you technically can't even be fined for. Yet again, a "Hartley" is also someone who will have no concern for themselves or others regardless of the situation. Also a "Hartley" can be someone who relentlessly rants about his/her religious beliefs, enough to a point that the people listening to the Hartley will have the desire to tear out their eardrums (even if the people listening have the same religion as the Hartley that is ranting).
So my friend and I were at Walmart to pick up some stuff. And when we were getting close to the register to purchase our groceries, a random dude came up to us and at the top of his lungs yelled, "MAN THAT WRESTLING STUFF WAS TOO HARD, SO I WENT TO GO PLAY TENNIS INSTEAD!!!".
Holy shit, that guy was such a fucking Hartley.
Holy shit, that guy was such a fucking Hartley.
by The Thrash Metal Master June 23, 2011
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by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019
Get the Hartley mug.A loser who goes to EA or Episcopal Academy and was the only guy to star on MTV's My Supper Sweet 16. Also wore like 5 Lacoste polos popped at once. Also got sick drinking at least 10 redbulls.
by Sex God April 11, 2005
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He quite often makes flirty jokes with underaged girls.
A Hartley has the inability to spell ones name correctly.
He also has a creepy and inappropriat sense of humuor one might say he's foul-mouthed
He quite often makes flirty jokes with underaged girls.
A Hartley has the inability to spell ones name correctly.
He also has a creepy and inappropriat sense of humuor one might say he's foul-mouthed
by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019
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