hard attack

An uncontrolled raging-boner brought on by the presence of a bad ass chick. Also happens when watching porn in dorm rooms or on computers across the US. Can be fatal if not treated immediately. If no one is present to treat the affected area, self medication is often suggested. A travel size bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution when going out on first dates.

Her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) Excuse me, but can you unbutton my blouse? It seems to be a little too...tight.

Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!

Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*

Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?

Sucker: Sorry, some bitch just gave me a hard attack.

by The Token Black Guy April 20, 2006

Hard-On

An erect penis.
see also boner,stiffy etc.

'When Bob saw Jenny by the pool in her bikini he got a big Hard-On'
'When my dog licks my balls i get a Hard-On'

by Disturbed1 November 23, 2003

hard drive manifest destiny

Take manifest destiny, and apply it to filling up a hard drive, so that you get something like "downloading stuff (such as movies) because you have the space and/or you were meant to.

"My mom looked at me inquisitively and asked, 'Why do you need a new hard drive?' I replied, 'Hard drive manifest destiny.'"
"Billy just bought his fourth hard drive yesterday; he should see a shrink about his hard drive manifest destiny."

by L'Orage Orange June 22, 2004

Hard Stop

Term used by police in the UK. A "Hard Stop" is where a suspect is given no pre-warning (no shouting of "Police, stop!" etc) and where the element of surprise gives officers the advantage.

Hard Stops are most commonly used on suspected drug dealers (to prevent them disposing / swallowing the evidence) and suspected armed individuals, to prevent them from opening fire.

"Echo Zulu 714, urgent assistance - possible drug deal in progress on West Street, anyone to backup?"

"Control calling any patrol... 714 requiring assistance on West Street."

"Echo Zulu 21, we're responding - is this a hard stop?"

"Echo Zulu 714, yes yes!"

by CriminalDamage87 October 3, 2012

Hard man

Glaswegian colloquialism for: A fighter who can take a hit as well as (sometimes better than) he gives. A survivor.

P1: Any coward can through a punch at the back of someone's head. But a real hard man (/hardman) looks the bloke right in the eye, and is ready to give "the old 1 3".
P2: Don't you mean "the old 1 2"?
P1: No, the "2" is for him. He's a hard man because he knows he will take it and still gets to 3.

by The Bajiquan Bear May 3, 2016

Hard Fuck

1. When you're having sex and you go harder and deeper. This is pleasing to most women. They usually yell, "FUCK ME HARDER."

2. When you're fucking and you're slamming down hard on some wet pussy. Most effective in the missionary style sex position. The man's legs are together while the womans legs are open wide. Man slams down deep every thrust.

1. "I gave Jessie a hard fuck last night." "Really? Did she scream?" "Yeah, she said "FUCK ME HARDER DADDY! HARD FUCK ME! HARD FUCK ME! FUCK MY PUSSY HARD! HARDER!"

2. "Man that hard fuck sex style makes my hips hurt the next day."

Female: "I got hard fucked last night. I didn't think his dick could go that far in! I squirted too!"

by queen of maturbating-fucking January 24, 2010

hard up

desperate or deprived

I was a sad case a few years ago, until I met lovely Sandra. :)

in those days I was so hard up that one time, I almost did it with a girl who got a ticket for streetwalking - without a leash!

by Robbie January 12, 2004