harbopping

A cuteish Spoonerism of "bar hopping" used in polite conversation to disguise or mitigate the fact that you went on a serious bender last night or intend to go on one tonight. In the latter instance, it also presages your likely pronunciation of "bar hopping" at about the midpoint of the crawl.

Example 1 ...

Friendly co-worker: You look like shit today, friend.
You: Yeah ... I did a bit of harbopping last night. I'll be OK by 2 o'clock, though.

Example 2 ..

Woo hoo! We iz harbopping tonight! Gonna get my drink on!

by Wuzee March 3, 2010

Hairbortion

Getting the worst haircut/style of your life; usually just before an important event like your wedding or a job interview.

Arghh, usual stylist wasnt in and the new preformed a late term hairbortion my highlights.

by myhusbandisdelicious September 20, 2010

Pearl Harbour

To wake up an unsuspecting person by inserting one's penis in to the victims anus or mouth. (Multiple points of entry through the use marital aids or phallic vegetables are acceptable and encouraged... (Obvious for female aggressors))

Jane had been star fishing for months, so I pulled a Pearl Harbour this morning to get her involved.

by James Boned March 16, 2015

Harborfields

A school filled with crabs infested whores and ignorant little fucks that attempt to become guidos. Side effects include getting your ass beat in everything by other schools on Long Island and getting multiple types of STDS.

" hey, i banged that Harborfields chick so hard last night"
"dood you need to get tested....NOW!"

by heytherehithere April 19, 2010

Halifax Harbour

The act of fucking a girl in the mouth, making her gag until she throws up, and continuing to fuck her vomit-filled mouth. The dirty, gross substance in mouth is a reference to the dirty, gross substance in the famous Halifax harbour.

"Did you hear last night buddy gave his wife the Halifax Harbour?" "Yeah dude, but she's bulemic so I'm sure she's used to it."

by TheDewd November 22, 2006

Harcore

"Har" is one half of "har har" which signifies laughing. "Core" is the middle, essence, or center of something.

"Harcore" therefore was intended to represent the idea of "half-of-one-laugh in the center" or "One half-laugh in the center".

I know you've all heard Kurt Ballou's recordings and I think we can all agree that they're much too harcore sounding -- and that's one half-laugh in the center too much for me.

by TheMastaBlasta November 17, 2004

pearl harbour

While engaging in doggy style sex, the man pulls out and spits on the girls back, making her think that he has ejaculated. When she turns around he proceeds to ejaculate on her face in sneak attack fashion.

"My girlfriend took out a restraining order after I pulled a pearl harbour on her."

by -a0- March 9, 2005