that bitches ass was so loose, that i gave myself a manchurian handshake; i showed that bitch whats up
by Dirty dan the stalking man December 09, 2011
When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.
by BV69BV July 27, 2017
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by Fortuna June 27, 2019
The hidden jiujistsu technique in which one grabs their opponent upside-down by the ankles, forehead smashes their taint, cause them to shit themselves, then the attacker sticks their foot into the opponents mouth, followed by dropping said opponent on their head.
Black Belt: Come here, Ziu Kang! Watch closely while I deliver a crushing Bulgarian Handshake to your weak dad bod!!
by Cholochugs June 19, 2016