manchurian handshake

While giving a girl anal, and it just aint satisfying, you reach up her pus and jerk yourself off.

that bitches ass was so loose, that i gave myself a manchurian handshake; i showed that bitch whats up

by asjkdfhlgajhgk;ajd;sdklfjadkfkasdjfkjq234lkr l24ktj 8iu 9p8egi 34uhgt9835rhy8oquehbkljn June 14, 2008

Happy Handshake

HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.

I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?

by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009

Fetus Handshake

The act of fisting a woman and being startled by a baby shaking your hand.

"Man, I was surprised to get a fetus handshake last night by a prostitute"

by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013

Vietnamese handshake

Happy ending massage

Had a ruff day stopped off for a Vietnamese handshake

by Fortuna June 26, 2019

Bulgarian Handshake

The hidden jiujistsu technique in which one grabs their opponent upside-down by the ankles, forehead smashes their taint, cause them to shit themselves, then the attacker sticks their foot into the opponents mouth, followed by dropping said opponent on their head.

Black Belt: Come here, Ziu Kang! Watch closely while I deliver a crushing Bulgarian Handshake to your weak dad bod!!

by Cholochugs June 18, 2016

A brown handshake

Giving a person a hand job while they are taking a shit

Amanda gave matthew a brown handshake after he ate some bad chinese food.

by Dirty dan the stalking man December 15, 2011

Valdosta handshake

A way to seal the deal or build trust by taking another man’s member in your mouth.

Don’t worry it’s official. Even did a Valdosta handshake on it.

by Dependable Don March 9, 2023