A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.
Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.
by its_Dalix September 1, 2025
Get the Irish Handbasket mug.Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.
Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.
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“Slovak Handball” (Slovenská hádzaná in Slovak) is a slang expression for getting blackout drunk by drinking an excessive number of shots. The fast tempo and the way the shots are ‘thrown’ into you resemble the pace and style of the sport handball.
This style of drinking is mainly popular in rural areas of Slovakia, where many so-called “professional” alcohol drinkers can be found.
This style of drinking is mainly popular in rural areas of Slovakia, where many so-called “professional” alcohol drinkers can be found.
Hey, ready for tonights game of Slovak Handball?
Damn you are really hangover, did you play Slovak Handball yesterday?
Damn you are really hangover, did you play Slovak Handball yesterday?
by prazmasmrdi123 January 5, 2026
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Get the Fart in a handbag mug.After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !
My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.
by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018
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Supposedly it is a saying in the mid-west states.
Supposedly it is a saying in the mid-west states.
by tboycgirl August 25, 2020
Get the hell in a handbag mug.To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.
Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)
Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)
Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...
by Phalange Asphyxiation September 11, 2023
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