Hando Calrissian

slang for a hand job.

Yeah, so that bitch I hung out with last night was boring as hell. At least I got a Hando Calrissian before I got outta there.

by phishpac2 February 22, 2010

hacob

jacob is his real name, but he likes to be called hacob. he even tells his teachers to call him hacob. he could also be known as a leech, (because he is one). he is a dumbass. he is allergic to cats and yet he plops one down on his face. but i mean, he's rlly funny and an interesting friend to have. hacobs are usually very book smart, but very, absolutely, street dUMB. he has all a's and is in some of the highest classes and yet he cuts his hair in class and fights girls for wheelie chairs. he appears to be good at call of duty but eventually you will surpass him because he isn't actually that good.

a: whOa is that hacob? what is he doinG?
b: you can never tell with him. he is probably digging his milk drenched wallet out of the trash.

by sP0oDer November 3, 2019

butt hangover

When you have really spicy wings the night before, and you spend the next day with multiple trips to the bathroom.

Avoid quiet bathrooms, especially next to office managers.

Butt hangover, it's like shitting blowtorch.

by h mal March 30, 2010

Double Hangover

The result/consequences you face in the morning after a night of heavy drinking combined with Taco Bell.

Man, I was in the bathroom for 3 hours this morning suffering from a double hangover.

by Lamb72 January 19, 2011

State Hangover

Occurs morning after you drink high volumes of alcohol followed by impromptu football activities without pads. Symptoms typically include those of a "normal" hang over (i.e. headache, nausea, vomiting) as well as scars, bruises, or overall soreness due to football related activities. Named as such due to the high number of football players attending state colleges who participate in the aforementioned mentioned activities.

Jack woke up with a state hangover because he drank gin bucket all day and hit the sleds all night. Coach Buxbomb would have been proud had he seen him hitting the sleds as hard as he did.

by J$C$ October 17, 2011

Mascara hangover

When someone falls asleep with their makeup on and their eyes are swollen and/or their face is breaking out the next day

Girl 1: Why are your eyes so red, are you stoned?
Girl 2: Nah, I just have a mascara hangover.

by Shawster April 19, 2014

Junk food hangover

When one consumes so much junk food that the following day he or she feels still feels full, nauseous, sick, bloated and/or like crap. This usually occurs during but is not subjected to holidays such as; Christmas and Halloween.

Josh: Dude, what’s wrong with you?

Mike: Oh man, I ate so much at Christina’s party

yesterday. I think I have a junk food hangover.

by Thisonechick. December 20, 2010