Holy Ballista

A truly incomprehensible moment

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

by Frothblemaker September 06, 2009

Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

holy tamole

Used in cases when one is surprised or shocked

Holy tamole look at that line of people! Going to be a long wait.

by Foliage September 20, 2020

Holy Sheet

A child friendly version of sh**.

OH! HOLY SHEET! THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM!

by holy sheet September 23, 2020

Holy Water

When you see some nasty boys on musically DRINK IT

It cleanses your soul from cringe.

Also why are you looking here?

I saw a weiner I need holy water

by astriolettaaa June 18, 2018

The Holy Trinity

Cumming in a girls mouth, vagina and bumhole in the same day.

“Are you still seeing Gina?”
“Yeh man I gave her the holy trinity yesterday!”

by Dexter112 May 30, 2021

holy bejezus

the clean and undetected way to say holy shit.

'holy bejezus! thats the cutest shirt in the history of cute shirts!!!'

by modelwithabutt February 19, 2008