Holy JesusCakes!

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010

Holy Ballista

A truly incomprehensible moment

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

by Frothblemaker September 6, 2009

Holy Malaz

An expression used for when something really amazing happens to you on a spiritual level.

HOLY MALAZ! That meditation was out of this world! I totally left my body.

by themalamaker August 19, 2015

Holy heck

Similar to holy f**k but less crude , more laughs

Holy heck ! It's Godzilla !

by Legen darySwishSwosh August 14, 2016

The Holy Trinity

Cumming in a girls mouth, vagina and bumhole in the same day.

“Are you still seeing Gina?”
“Yeh man I gave her the holy trinity yesterday!”

by Dexter112 May 30, 2021

Holy Water

When you see some nasty boys on musically DRINK IT

It cleanses your soul from cringe.

Also why are you looking here?

I saw a weiner I need holy water

by astriolettaaa June 18, 2018

holy bejezus

the clean and undetected way to say holy shit.

'holy bejezus! thats the cutest shirt in the history of cute shirts!!!'

by modelwithabutt February 18, 2008