Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

Holy Mode

In a relationship, where the female goes on a retreat (usually with the church), and returns in a condition of near abstinence.
This condition is curable over time.

Freshman Friend: "Yo man how longs it been since you got a BJ from your girlfriend?"
The Man: "Dude, its been a while, since the retreat. Ever since, shes been in Holy Mode."

by O Holy One March 28, 2009

Holy heck

Similar to holy f**k but less crude , more laughs

Holy heck ! It's Godzilla !

by Legen darySwishSwosh March 04, 2016

Holy Sheet

A child friendly version of sh**.

OH! HOLY SHEET! THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM!

by holy sheet September 23, 2020

The Holy Trinity

Cumming in a girls mouth, vagina and bumhole in the same day.

“Are you still seeing Gina?”
“Yeh man I gave her the holy trinity yesterday!”

by Dexter112 May 30, 2021

holy bejezus

the clean and undetected way to say holy shit.

'holy bejezus! thats the cutest shirt in the history of cute shirts!!!'

by modelwithabutt February 19, 2008

Holy Water

When you see some nasty boys on musically DRINK IT

It cleanses your soul from cringe.

Also why are you looking here?

I saw a weiner I need holy water

by astriolettaaa June 18, 2018