ham neck

n. On large people, the rolls of fat at the back of the neck, especially when they tilt their heads upward.

Did you see that Biker go by? He couldn't do a shoulder check, cause he had a huge ham neck.

by supo pedo June 27, 2006

ham and egger

your average joe schmoe, 9 to 5, daily grind nobody. a sucker. someone without any side hustles.

look at that suit and tie wearing ham and egger.

by doctor deez June 14, 2010

ham slam

The ham slam is a premeditated act. You must place a ham steak (thick, flexible and boneless) between the matress and box spring prior to any sex act taking place. Have sex in the doggy style position and when the man is about to come, he removes the ham without the woman knowing. He comes on the ham and when his partner turns around to see what he is doing, he slaps her in the face with the come soaked ham.

Warning: The ham slam may cause divorce, seperation or break-up.

by Peter & Ernie September 10, 2008

ham sandwich

dark liquor shot ( the bread)
light liquor shot (the ham)
dark liquor shot ( the bread)

they are taken dark light dark conescutively and after the participant finishes all three shots they throw their arms in the air and yell "HAMMMMM SANDWICH"

they then need to convince somebody else to do a ham sandwich to pass on the title.

"HAM SANDWICH"
"What's that mean"
"it's a drink, now you have to do it for questioning" *pours drinks and makes person drink them*

by Genna Mccormick April 13, 2009

ham n egger

Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.

S.D. Jones was one of the original Ham n egger

by tigitigi Tiger woods ya'll! November 7, 2007

ham-sauced

being sauced/drunk out of your skull.

Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.

by BudmanOfAlcatraz August 28, 2007

ham cheesed

Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana

"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"

"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"

by flightofthekonchords May 1, 2009