The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.
Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
by Sally & Frank December 22, 2008
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may come from when the suez canal was being built in the 19th century.
The italian labourers would work for a guinea a week where as the British and Irish labourers would want 2 guineas
may come from when the suez canal was being built in the 19th century.
The italian labourers would work for a guinea a week where as the British and Irish labourers would want 2 guineas
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1. A cute rodent often owned by 7 year olds.
2. A test subject for something.
3. The act of posting a link on AIM because your too lazy to open up Internet Explorer.
2. A test subject for something.
3. The act of posting a link on AIM because your too lazy to open up Internet Explorer.
1. "My daughter has the sweetest guinea pig, it's so fluffy!"
2. "Well, we used your new Escalade as a guinea pig for our new paint."
3. "screename: Hey man I'm too lazy to click around so www.urbandictionary.com
screename2: Pft, your such a guinea pigger"
2. "Well, we used your new Escalade as a guinea pig for our new paint."
3. "screename: Hey man I'm too lazy to click around so www.urbandictionary.com
screename2: Pft, your such a guinea pigger"
by FastEddie July 24, 2006
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by caca_huates April 19, 2009
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Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
by Wrap it Up December 12, 2009
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New Guinea is a Pocket State, not a Micronation.
New Guinea is a Pocket State, not a Micronation.
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