Astral Guard

Similar to the Coast Guard, but in outer space. They deal with helping ships and also regulating embargo, immigration, et cetera.

The Astral Guard helped us! We were out of fuel and floating in the desolate vast space.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

Coast Guard

Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war

Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack

by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020

yard guard

An article of clothing i.e. sweatshirt, sweater etc. to cover a woman's rear end (back yard)

Every day Amy wears a different yard guard to keep all the guys from staring at her ass

by Tee K May 14, 2014

guard on

When someone in a recreational sport guards only one person through the entire game, usually because of a crush or something of the sort.

"Bro, in gym today Sally would not stop covering you. Thats a guard on if I've ever seen one."

"Hey, Mike... I'm kind of worried about you. At the Y earlier today, you definitely had a guard on for Jim. Does your wife know about this?"

by Legsman February 10, 2010

dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.

Dark Honour Guards defend the Emperor

by Zemian March 19, 2018

turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

wests guard

A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.

He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.

by King Kongo March 10, 2023