1. Who your kids have spent 95% of their life with
2. who ya kids live with
3. 30 year old woman whos 15 year old daughter/son has a baby
4. the one we call big mama
2. who ya kids live with
3. 30 year old woman whos 15 year old daughter/son has a baby
4. the one we call big mama
Mother: okay im going to leave you at Grandma house
Child: see you next week mommy
Man:Hey young lady is that your son
Woman carying a 2 year old: no this my grandbaby
Child: see you next week mommy
Man:Hey young lady is that your son
Woman carying a 2 year old: no this my grandbaby
by Akaya December 28, 2005
Get the grandma mug.Used to describe an overly cautious teenage boy who spends a large majority of his time talking to others instead of doing what he is supposed to. Generally takes up a lot of time doing absolutely nothing.
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A stereotype filled term to describe a horrible driver. We all know the stereotypes about who can't drive - elderly, female, asian - well here they are all rolled up into one convenient package.
by TMarcello August 17, 2006
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Oh man! I went over and she fed me five meals in one day! :-p Oh man! I have Grandmaitis and can't breathe! If I eat anything else I'm going to barf!
by ObsoleteSadness December 3, 2010
Get the Grandmaitis mug.1. A class taken by older people often at a college or senior center. It can be anything: exercise, macrome, art, and etc.
2. A class taught by a grandma. Most notably by Mrs. Opal Crankshaft who homeschools her grandson, Nelson, as a substitute teacher for her husband, Earl.
2. A class taught by a grandma. Most notably by Mrs. Opal Crankshaft who homeschools her grandson, Nelson, as a substitute teacher for her husband, Earl.
Opal: (coming into the room) Hey Nelson, are you ready for your Grandma Class?
Nelson: (with a shocked expression) What's a Grandma Class?
Opal: Well, its a class that's taught by grandmas. You'll love it, its fun!
Nelson: Where's Grandpa Earl?
Opal: He couldn't be here. He's gone to a Grandma Class of his own at the senior center. I'm his substitute. Come on, let's go get busy. This is gonna rock!!
Nelson: I think I'm going to like this class. I get to hang out with my Grandma!
Opal: Well, grandmas are the best teachers!
Nelson: (with a shocked expression) What's a Grandma Class?
Opal: Well, its a class that's taught by grandmas. You'll love it, its fun!
Nelson: Where's Grandpa Earl?
Opal: He couldn't be here. He's gone to a Grandma Class of his own at the senior center. I'm his substitute. Come on, let's go get busy. This is gonna rock!!
Nelson: I think I'm going to like this class. I get to hang out with my Grandma!
Opal: Well, grandmas are the best teachers!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 26, 2011
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