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Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.
She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.
by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019
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Gospa

A unit of measurement used to express the force of ones fart
Isprdija san se snagon 1000 gospi (jedna kilogospa)

I farted with the streingth of a 1000 gospas (one kilogospa)
by Bepilijus April 13, 2019
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gossip breath

(n.) someone who has been caught in the act of gossiping.

Named after the stank lingering on the breath of someone who just uttered a filthy rumor. Often, friends will go out of the way to avoid a gossip breath out of fear of being featured in their next rumor.
I could smell Erin's rank gossip breath from behind my back.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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gossing

gossing is when they offer you news without asking.
he speaks to me of this and that without which I asked, he is gossing me.
by mappimo March 17, 2020
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Gossip Gino

The guy from the boys who finds out about every gossip and gets all the nudes
"Bro, you guys found out what happened to her?"
"Oh, classic Gossip Gino, what´s up?"
by x o x o May 20, 2020
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Goseale

Goseale is a minecraft player who knows how to code in java.
Hey, are you a Goseale?
No? I don't know java.
by Chinese But Still Cool May 28, 2020
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gosanke

Gosanke means ‘the big three’, reflecting off of the angel number 333.
Gosanke is the way of exploring your talents and skills.
Having gosanke as your mindset will dismantle your creative block
by gosanke September 5, 2020
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