(A goob) making a mistake that could have been easily avoided, (goober) is someone who ´´goobs´´ a lot.
by fvntvzy May 31, 2023
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silly goober; adjective
silly goobers are people who are so silly and chaotic. calling someone a ‘silly goober’ can be considered a compliment. often you call people silly goobers after they have done something dimwit-like.
silly goobers are people who are so silly and chaotic. calling someone a ‘silly goober’ can be considered a compliment. often you call people silly goobers after they have done something dimwit-like.
Thing 1: i just committed arson to that building over there. *points to collapsed and on fire building*
Thing 2: your such a silly goober!!
Thing 2: your such a silly goober!!
by mvma.nugget December 1, 2024
Get the silly goober mug.Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.
“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
Get the Goober mug.1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
by anonymous February 20, 2024
Get the Goober mug.A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.
P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training
P2: Are they coming to the training this time.
P1: No they are a goober.
P2: Are they coming to the training this time.
P1: No they are a goober.
by anonymous October 19, 2023
Get the goober mug.Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.
Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around
Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers
Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers
by Goober Dana October 25, 2018
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