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Goober

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by Sojdndnnff February 27, 2024
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goober

something moms say to their children referring to a penis but isn’t actually one.
Son: Mom what is this
Mom: Son that’s your goober
by goober butter creater April 26, 2021
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Coochie goober

Choochie goober

is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
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Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025
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goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023
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Blonde Goober

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.
"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."
by MARG BAES August 13, 2019
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Goofy Goober

A goofy goober is a super goofy kinda guy, that also is an idiot and can be used as an insult.
Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"
by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022
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