Glurb

another word for weed

“ not gonna lie bro im tryna smoke but ian got no glurb.”

“we good i coped some earlier”

by rocine September 11, 2025

Glorpus

a planet around 67 light years away from earth

"now, let's learn about glorpus today."

by BLOOKSIE October 1, 2025

glurb

to give head

I want some glurb today bae

by The Speacilist October 3, 2025

Glorpy

Mainstream and based - niche

Oh like that guy is so glorpy

by Glorpster9000 October 9, 2025

Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.

A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

glumptopian

A guy with a hot ass girlfriend

- Damn.. hes got a glumptopian

by anonymous676769 December 5, 2025

Glurky Turkey

when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025