Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021

Blue glove

The coating of the blue substance found in a Port-o-Potty on ones penis by letting it dangle in the water.

Jack prolly would have gotten his dick sucked if it wasn't for that blue glove.

by STDfree December 4, 2017

golden gloved

synonym for herpes used by boston sports fan after derek jeter received the golden glove.

Dude, I was golden gloved by that blonde chick on my math class.

by papadarra November 17, 2010

Glove of shame

Glove worn to finger a butthole

Come on baby quit playin these games and put on the glove of shame while you jerk my ding-a-lang! (Respectfully)

by Sir. Jerksalot lot September 5, 2023

tunnel of glove

When you enter from the butt and fist her to give yourself a handy

Man, I took her down the tunnel of glove last night.

by Bubbalubba February 25, 2025

put that back in the glove box

Stephen tries shape of you grime in which he refrences the above^^^

Stephentries: tell my friends stop put that back in the glove box

by Katteteteteteteeettteee September 20, 2017

two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.

This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.

by auroraxborealis October 3, 2017