Sober Glove

The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!

After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!

by RawDyke July 17, 2023

snot glove

Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.

Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.

by victorzulu November 27, 2010

fry glove

A taboo sex move popular in Ohio, Kentucky, and Wisconsin. Typically involves a glove filled with fries (wedges are also an acceptable substitute), a bag of cheese, and at least three people.

“My wife and I had a really big fight yesterday, so I surprised her today by finally doing the fry glove with her and my best friend and our relationship has never been better.”

by KFCheesebag January 03, 2025

leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?

by Emissjane January 08, 2018

vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.

In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.

by Forblano August 04, 2015

socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 01, 2011

Love glove

A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes

John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"

by ThatOneGuardianboi March 06, 2024