wasabi glove

A condom filled with wasabi that one proceeds to stick his dick in.

Oswald gave her the wasabi glove last night. Now he's in the intensive care unit.

by BootyInferno December 8, 2013

fishermans glove

The inserted hand of a man into a woman's vagina. The fluids of which smell rank!

FIRST MAN: "Dam! Smells like a cunt, that does!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"

by Cleanboi December 12, 2013

cheese glove

When you eat Cheetos or Doritoes and you get that orange powder covering your hands.

The best part of finishing a bag of cheetos, it's sucking off the cheese glove.

by lboogiecheeser April 2, 2015

vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.

In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.

by Forblano September 7, 2015

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress

guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Hitting the glove

Beating your dick, spanking your monkey, choking the chicken. Hitting palmela

I walked past his room and I caught him red handed hitting the glove.

by Richnyung124 October 20, 2015