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jealous girlfriend

When you have a jealous girlfriend it is because of one or both of these two reasons.

One: she knows how amazing the person she has is and she doesn't want to lose him because he's so damn perfect.
Two: she knows that there is a very real chance that the person she is getting jealous over is better than her in many ways.

No matter what you do when you have a jealous girlfriend you can not be mad at her for being jealous because it is not her fault. She is feeling insecure and you are not helping. Girls do not get jealous over nothing; there is a reason. she loves you and she doesn't want to lose you.
Guy-"My jealous girlfriend is over reacting over the littlest things?

Guy's friend- "Just show her there's no reason to be jealous and tell her you love her"
by Best-definition July 30, 2016
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national fuck your girlfriend's ass day

Feb 13 is national fuck your girlfriend's ass day
Alexis, it's national fuck your girlfriend's ass day and I'm going to fuck the hell outta you
by Give it all February 4, 2021
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how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person
Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard
by Boipi February 24, 2021
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Girfriend

A girfriend is what happens when you try to type "girfriend" but your fingers are trembling from anxiety so you type "girfriend" instead
Oh yeah I have a girfriend. But she goes to a different school so you don't know her. Pls retweet
by Michael Flynn May 23, 2016
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girlfriend

The greatest thing in the world. But as a fellow man i am warning you it isn't worth the pain of when you loose them.
by GFdd June 4, 2007
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girlfriend in training

A relatively sexually inexperienced girl; whom, upon becoming your girlfriend will require a bit of assistance as to how to properly get your mojo workin'.
Guy #1: How's your new chickie?
Guy #2: Dude, I had to spend 45 minutes showing her how to properly hold the goods while hand jobbin me.
Guy #1: Well... she is a girlfriend in training after all...
by Dana January 23, 2004
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Trophy Girlfriend

1) An extremely beautiful, very young, model-like girl, who is so pretty she is considered a prize. Unfortunately, she is tricked by an older man to fall in love with him. He will tell her he loves her, cares about her, and will fill her head with false promises. He does not love her or care about her, although she truly believes he does and will do anything to keep him happy. He will use her for his own pleasures, wants, needs, and self-esteem. She is just his eye-candy and something to show off to his buddies. He will lose interest in her once he gets bored or once she begins to age.

2) A young, beautiful, playmate type woman who is extremely gorgeous and model-like. She dates older rich men for money and security. This couple could also be known as a Gold Digger and a Sugar Daddy. He wants somebody who will fill his wants, needs, pleasures, self-esteem, and have somebody to go out with. She just wants somebody to buy her whatever she wants, give her a nice place to live,and all the essentials. Neither of them love each other, but they do care about each other. They mainly just want what the other has to give. This type of Trophy Girlfriend usually becomes a Trophy Wife. She will only become a Trophy Wife after the woman the man truly loved leaves him because he messed around with the Trophy Girlfriend or the love of his life passes away.
1) The gorgeous, naive 18 year old became a Trophy Girlfriend after she fell in love with the 30 year old man who convinced her he loved her, when really he just cared about her looks and wanted her for her body.

2) The gorgeous, 19 year old playmate became a Trophy Girlfriend after she started dating the 70 year old billionaire.
by GorgeousVixen95 February 24, 2015
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