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Gilbertville, Iowa

A small town in eastern Iowa 10 miles southeast of Waterloo. Gilbertville is part of the Waterloo/Cedar Falls Metropolitan Statistical Area. Population: Approx. 800. Contains a small Roman Catholic School, Don Bosco. A church, Immaculate Conception Catholic Church. Located on the Cedar River.
Alburnett fan #1: "Hey, were in Gilbertville, Iowa for that wrestling meet last night?"
Alburnett fan #2: "No. But I heard we got clobbered by Don Bosco."
by sodapopfx December 12, 2011
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Gilbert

An awesome guy/girl who wanted a new name because the name given was complete shit, their parents thought it would be unique but instead they gave the poor kid was given a misspelled mispronounced never found on a coke bottle name.
Demi : "I hate my name."

Tillee : "I know we'll change your name!"
Demi : " Your right call me Gilbert!"
by Gilbertkiddo August 9, 2018
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Gilbert

Gilbert can get all the pussy gilbert has the largest cock out of every cock ever (normally over 16 feet long)
by duckyourmom January 12, 2022
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gibberoni

A punk ass or suckro who thinks he can A.) ice-skate up hill B.) turn water into wine or C.) is generally under the impression that he (or she) is much cooler than they actually are.
I swear, I am going to stomp that fool gibberoni.
by Sef Diggity March 3, 2008
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The Gibber

The following reagents are required to execute The Gibber: A funnel, a gallon of skim milk, and a long straw or hose. In addition, The Gibber involves three people of any sex, however, one member must be a dwarf or midget.

First, the funnel must be inserted into the vagina or anus. Secondly, after proper insertion of the funnel, the wearer of the funnel must position themselves in a manner that is conducive to receiving fluids through the funnel. Then the entire gallon of skim milk is poured down the funnel and into the chosen cavity, regardless of it's capacity (in other words, spillage may occur). Then, the funnel is replaced with a straw or hose and the other member who is not a dwarf or midget begins to drink the milk. To complete The Gibber, while the milk is being sucked out the midget or dwarf punches the member drinking the milk square in the throat.
Cali didn't want to do The Gibber because the milk tastes funny and there is always a mess to clean up afterward.
by The Creamery September 14, 2011
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watery giblets

whilst the female is preforming oral sex on the male, or chickdude.... she pours boiling water (425 degrees F) all over the male or chickdudes testicals creating a watery gibletly scene.
Dude, that bitch Emily gave Jimmy the watery giblets.. now his balls are scolded as fuck.
by Jayn and payt February 17, 2008
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Gilberto

by crackkills420 January 13, 2015
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