Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.

"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"

by m0dizzle October 5, 2012

Gerdou

GerDou is the ship name for Germany X Doug.
Germany is from the popular anime Hetalia and Doug (AKA Hetalia_fanboy1) is from Instagram.
The pairing started out with Doug claiming to have a 'man crush' on Germany. From there the ship has escalated to Doug being 'In Love' with Germany.

However Doug ships GerIta so he can't fully except his feelings for Germany.

"Doug totally thinks Doitsu is smexy"
"I can't ship GerDou....I ship GerIta too much!"
"Don't tell Italy about GerDou!"

by Sydney Ze Awesome April 23, 2014

Geico

The insurance company responsible for making those unfunny advertisements.

Fuck! Not another Geico ad.

by ~JoeS January 25, 2015

geldo

A man that has been gelded, i.e. castrated (his testicles have been removed); slang for eunuch.

After sucessfully performing a sexual reassignment surgery, the surgeon jokingly instructed the nurse to check out the geldo in room 413.

by Merrimac April 19, 2015

Mitchell Guidolin

He is a "one of a kind man" and not always in the best way. He's a general pranker and loves to stir up children and adults. He cant sit without farting and has the worst comebacks. We could say hes a real stinker. But Mitchell can be disgusting at the worst of times, and doesn't know when to stop the garbage. But if your wondering what he does in his spare time... well he parades around the house in his wifes high heels, dress and makeup.

man oh man, I drove past Mitchell guidolins house and he farted so loudly he ripped his wifes dress he was wearing!

by Dr dreminem August 18, 2015

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS

well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

guido

A marvelous Italian-American male who has style and pizzaz, among great personality and warmth twards others. Generaly wears dress clothes and sweat suits, which are both comfortable and stylish, as well as keeping a traditional look. They listin to Dean Martin and other great oldies music. You can find one eating a conolly or pizza. The best guidos are from bensonhurst Brooklyn, but the ones in Jersey are good aswell.

guidos are fantastic human beings.

by anthony lom. December 28, 2005