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gents knife

An abbreviated version of gentleman's knife
A gents knife should be non threatening-looking, small and classy enough to not look out of place in an office and with formal attire.

A rule of thumb for blade length of a gents knife is less than three inches (as to not scare the sheeple)
by caranpaima April 2, 2012
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Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.
by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013
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gets his socks off

To enjoy, to find joy in.
I think Joe really gets his socks off closing cases randomly.
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Goats on a roof

The act of several (usually three) really hairy women nibbling on a man's hair while he's lying on his stomach.
Jimbo's bar friends followed him home to witness his lady neighbors role play goats on a roof.
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Gearsimple

Slow (mentally)
He was so stupid you could say he is Gearsimple.
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gets that parkour

It's what Rick /Rick and Morty said

AND THATS THE WAY THENEWSMGOES
Bnxjdiek gets that parkour
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