Gabe

Gabe is an asshole. He won’t break your heart, because you’re too mad to be sad and can’t imagine how you ever liked him. He’ll make you wish you never even knew him. He’s petty and childish and no one likes him.

1: Yo is that Gabe over there?
2: Ugh yeah he fucking sucks.

by educator on slurs November 21, 2023

Gabe

Gabe is the fattest Hispanic you will ever meet, he's very hungry and never fulfilled, he really loves tacos and sleepy hallow. Don't get on his bad side or he will probably eat you, its uncommon for him to say something funny but when he does its always a zinger.

"Hey, fat guy Gabe"

by GabeBenitezFAN January 22, 2024

Gabe

He's the kind of guy that you could never have, even if you had the slightest chance, you couldn't have him. He's the kind of guy to have a massive crush on. he's dreamy like. someone you will never get over. he's the perfect guy that you will never have. he's the dream guy. he plays instruments, a good looking face, lovely hair and an amazing personality.

Emma: oh my, look its Gabe!
sam: omg he's so perfect! i could never have him..

by ziggy.s January 24, 2024

Gabe

A combination of two words Gay and Babe to describe a very attractive homosexual.

"Dude, there's a total Gabe coming our way and he's so freakin' hot!" Or "Chris is a total Gabe!"

by Nikalatool March 1, 2024

Gabe

One short ass nigga. Has the worlds smallest dick and likes being pinned by big sweaty niggas

Person: Damn, look at that elf over there.
fuck that is Gabe look how small his dick is
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga

by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023

Gabe

Short ass nigga. Holds the world record for smallest dick in the world and likes being fucked by big sweaty black men

Gabe: ough ough ough
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga

by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023

Gabe

A person who regularly does wrestling, and is fairly irritating about it. Likes to use slang that’s probably a couple months late.

He likes to complain about being “tall” when he’s around 5’10? Terrible flirt. He may be gay.

“Hey Gabe!”

“What’s up? I’m himothy.”

“Holy shit, you’re so fucking gay.”

by GabeHater771Hemaybegay December 13, 2023