glockenspiel

a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water

The glockenspiel ran across the road.

by Zack Franceschi July 24, 2004

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grackle

A brand name combining the words "GRAnular", "cRACK" and "spACKLE"; a spackle-like buttplug to safeguard one's plum during short periods of incarceration.

Yolanda, call my lawyer and bail bondsman and bring my toothbrush, putty knife and grackle.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

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This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.

John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.

Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.

by Miamiwhitey January 8, 2010

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Gorckle

When you have a bitch sucking your dick partially under water so that you can push her head down when she comes up for air. Then you gerj in her mouth while shes gasping for air.

Also see "Matzelle"
Also see "Bobart"

-"Damn that bitch gave a good gorckle.
-Girl: "I cant breathe"
Guy: "Shut up bitch and finish gorckling me"

by Kodotog September 12, 2006

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glockoma

The condition resulting from a gunshot wound to the head. Yep your dead!

'...As I state earlier officer, the fool kept steppin, so as a precautionary measure,I lined up with his brow piece and the result was one stiff fuck stick lying in a glockoma."

by Inducedglockoma March 13, 2009

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