japanese grease

When you use the drippings of your take-out to oil your henges or fix your hair.

Girl 1: yo, you got that japanese grease? My hair is flat

Girl 2: yeah I just went to Mr. Wongs today.

by CammieBox February 2, 2017

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Sausage Grease

Dick sweat.
The sweat of a man's crotch.

Nigga I'm about to rub my sausage grease on your face.

by BarryJeriGina January 16, 2017

grease pony

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.

Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony

by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022

Hot Grease

Refer to Traitor Snakes definition!

Hot Grease is a Traitor snake!

by Countryslayer August 12, 2023

Groin grease

The Sweat That Builds Up Around The Inner Thighs And Knackers Of A Salad Dodger On a Hot Day

"Hey Sarah, That Bloke Shouldnt Be Wearing Those Tracky Bottoms On A Hot Day Like This Check Out That Groin Grease"
"Dirty Bastard"

by Thugz Cuny April 3, 2009

Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

by Daily Jew December 3, 2018