Garrity

An amazing girl who will be there for you through anything. She has the sweetest ass and can knock any guy on his feet.

That Garrity is the sunshine of my life.

by Kec489 February 4, 2010

Garrus

Garrus Vakarian, originally an uptight Citadel Security officer, joined Commander Shepard on the search for Saren. After saving the Citadel, space, and all of time, Garrus returned to the Citadel. Quickly realizing that the Citadel was boring, Garrus ventured to Omega, the corrupt counterpart to the Citadel. While on Omega-for approximately two years- me managed to get roughly every citizen of the Omega station to want to kill him. Commander Shepard had to save him from this situation because he was a pussy. He decides to join Commander Shepard's crew once more, but has a habit of saying "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of calibrations." Garrus, albeit a pussy, became famous for his love of calibrating.

I Garrused that computer!

Stop being so Garrus and talk to me.

by Calibrator Second Class March 27, 2012

Garry

That one guy who is ugly and doesn't have much friends but is funny.

"He is such a Garry"

by Grand Boi February 12, 2018

Garret

Cute until he opens his mouth. Rude, won't get over his exes, goes after ugly air heads he can easily manipulate, rude, will lie to your face, just an all around total douche bag.

Person A: what happened with Garret?
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!

by Wiggleswag June 27, 2016

Garrison Goggles

in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...

See also: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+goggles">Beer Goggles</a>

Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.

by sanjit_ September 26, 2008

Garrote

Garrote is a weapon used to strangle a person.

I've found out on the internet that there were many types of garrote.With wire,chain,on a chair,and most of them are placed on history museum.

by BlackPohatu January 26, 2017

Garrett

The fruitiest booty you will ever see, really attracted to teams that either A. Aren't contenders or B. Dont exist. Main interests are Pissing everyone off and getting dicked down by his friend.

Garrett we should hang out hoe

by Blanketflunky8 October 29, 2017