free gift with purchase

A slutty person who has an STD
She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something
by Duke diggler July 04, 2021
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National No Gift Day

There are no accepting gifts nor giving gifts in this day, even on birthdays.
Bf: “Happy Birthday honey, here is your gift—“
Gf: “honey!! I can’t, it’s National no gift day!”
by SéanTheKoala August 09, 2022
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God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?
by Solid Mantis January 07, 2021
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Gift Shifting

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting
Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.
by Hafester May 12, 2009
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gift gypped

when you receive a gift for a holiday such as christmas, and u come back to school, work, or whatever and it seems like everyone else has the same thing. when this happens you get in an uncomfortable state because you are now not considered original.
(PERSON 1) hey look that bro must have gotten the same sweater for christmas
(PERSON 2)oh crap I must have gotten gift gypped
by stay classsy san diego January 07, 2010
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gift shop on the Queen Mary

Slang term for exploring one's homosexuality when it is still at the thinly-veiled, everyone knows but it's not official yet, closet stage.
John moved out to California to work at the gift shop on the Queen Mary, if you know what I mean.
by MakeItDrizzle July 06, 2009
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Gift Recycling

Gift Recycling is when you receive a gift that you don't want, and instead of throwing it away or letting it collect dust, you give it to someone else, usually under the impression that you purchased this gift in a store with the intended person you're giving it to in mind. This can be tremendously helpful if you receive something you don't want during the holiday season and you're looking to save some money.
Reggie received an Apple charger for Chanukah, however he did not have any apple products, so the gift was useless to him. Instead of throwing it away or going through the trouble of selling it on ebay, he used it for a Secret Santa event at his work place. Thanks to Gift Recycling, Reggie was able to save himself some hard earned pay during the holiday season!
by Dr. Roswell January 11, 2014
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