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Derek Fisher

Starting point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers.

To Laker fans Fisher is a 5 times NBA champion (rinds gifted to him by the better players around him) a great clutch shot maker in both the regular season and playoffs (due to Lakers star Kobe Bryant being doubled at the end of close games), apparently Fisher is also a leader and an excellent teammate.

To non-Laker NBA fans and non retards he is one frustrating old, slow, bald dickhead. Fisher is what basketball fans call a flopper or cocknose shithead as he falls or flops to the ground whenever he is guarding someone and expects to get a charge call or turnover from the NBA official. In reality it is all an act as if an offensive player actually made contact with Fisher, the NBA veteran's bones would shatter. David Stern allows Fisher to flop because Derek gave Stern blowjobs during the NBA offseason. Unsurprisingly Fisher has been gifted the no. 1 spot on the biggest floppers in the NBA webpage by the bleacherreport which can be found via Google or on their website

In addition to his flopping Derek Fisher has the ugliest jumpshot in the NBA along with Shawn Marion. Fisher's shot looks like a combination of Michael Redd's gun sling action and a leprechaun tap dancing around a burning rubbish bin on crack. Fisher averages less than 9 points per game for his NBA career and shoots at 40% from the field (that’s really, really shit.)
Ali: "Who is that lakers player falling to the ground on the basketball court?"
Noz: "That is Derek Fisher the worst flopper in the NBA"
Ali: *pauses* "I hate him"
David Stern: "I do too but he gives great blowjobs"
by Nozzylicious Noz February 28, 2012
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Rumble Fighter

1. A 2D fighting game where idiots constantly bitch about lag, poor conduct, black people, Asian people, rednecks and reminisce about the days of '07 when the game was good.

2. A place where the GMs don't do shit and can get away with things, since OGP loves their GMs and not their users.
Joe: Did you hear what the GMs on Rumble Fighter did?

Brian: Did you hear what the GMs DIDN'T do?
by Gr4sshole July 29, 2011
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Fisheries

Fisheries can be defined as a horny fish or a sexually active couple. Fisheries is also refereed to as the knowledge of sex. It is also a synonym for a cluster fuck. Side effects of being in too many fisheries can lead to diseases such as fishaphinalia and yousnefalefagus, which prevents the consumption of aquatic mammals.

Synonyms include:

- Cluster fuck

- Group sex
Misspellings include:

- Fisherys
In the club, Nathan fished up those chicks hard.

Kyle get out of that slimy fishery

Paul attracts hordes of women with his luscious hair which can potentially create fisheries
by Absolute Buster June 10, 2010
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Fisher Wisher

Shoving a fish in your partners mouth then slamming your erect penis into their earlobes
I gave my girl the ol fisher wisher yesterday. She was so pissed
by Adam R132 May 9, 2011
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fisher-price

to explain something in a very very simple language.

particularly without use of jargon or without use of words used by subject matter experts.
fisher-price this for me
by Anugrah August 31, 2016
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Master Fisher

One who has mastered the art of baiting.
To become the Master Fisher, one must first become the Master Baiter.
by Lardnutz August 5, 2008
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anal fister

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.
"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"
by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015
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