bong fingers

1/ the fingers of a well experienced bongrat.

Used normally as a compliment or observation as to the efficiency of a persons bong pulling and packing ability.

May also be used as an insult/observation referring to the bong smell on ones fingers after an excessive smoking sess.

"Man, look at him use those bong fingers.. what a seasoned professional"

"Dude that is weak, get your dirty bong fingers away from me"

bong fingers by willy donka March 26, 2009

Salad Fingers 

Mr. Salad Fingers is a precious lover of rusty spoons. He enjoys the pleasures of Nettles, yes, he enjoys them very much sir. Mr. Fingers likes to indulge in the delicacies that are his puppet mates. There will be fog on the shore tonight. Bossum. "I.. I like it when the red water comes out..." --Mr. Salad Fingers. Some may call him distuuurrbed: but I love him. Love, Kate Stewart Baxter.

"But first, let me carress this rusty kettle..." says Salad fingers mightily. Do it with thy might, please.

Salad Fingers by Kate Stewart Baxter Astrove December 28, 2005

toddler fingers  

1. fingers of a person of any age that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit

"did you see that kid's fingers"

"yea, they are total toddler fingers"

"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"

toddler fingers by toddlerlovin June 24, 2007

4 fingers up 

4 fingers up in a photo means they are in love with you

Girl 1: Did you see James he sent me a photo with 4 fingers up
Girl 2: Omg he's in love with you 🤭

4 fingers up by I'm.leng.asf.xx April 4, 2022

Diarrhea of the fingers

When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.

I had Diarrhea of the fingers last night, I must have typed a Novella!

Diarrhea of the fingers by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

sticky fingers 

Used to describe the aftermath of fingering a girls pussy.

"Dude, how far did you get with that chick?"

"Lets just say I walked away with sticky fingers."

sticky fingers by Silly Surfer Heather October 2, 2004

Salad Fingers 

A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.

Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.

Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.

I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.

I don't know why, but I like salad fingers.

Salad Fingers by thecityexists April 17, 2009